If you want to see what Ron Jeremy will look like in, oh, say about five years, check out this title. Jeremy shows up in old man's make-up to deliver the goods to a masturbating Samantha York who's already delivered more sap in her solo than a Vermont maple tree. Jeremy, complete with liver spots, jowls, etc., scores one for geriatrics as he plows York's peppermint pattie, anally.

Boxcover girl Danyel Cheeks offers up a nicely framed side saddle as hubby Todd Schwartz delivers. In the opener, Don Fernando also delivers side saddle to Cumisha Amado and spouts a fountain in her mouth during the cum shot. The finale features Shawna Rose and Tony Martino, and it could have been Billy Rose for all the excitement this one delivers (no fault of Tony's).

The Jeremy scene offers the major recommends for this tape, and, repeating an old Hollywood cliché, it's Ron as you've never seen him before.