Although I was really looking forward to seeing that pigtailed, freckle-faced, gap-toothed uber-brat being stripped of her stinky lederhosen and receiving two in the bun like a double bratwurst sandwich at Oktoberfest, Dippy Longcocking has virtually no connection with a certain young lass of German repute. Nein, this vid hasn't connection with anything in the English language at all!

Dippy is a German import not unlike the early Volkswagens, in that it gets you where you're going despite how funny it sounds to the ear. (You should hear guest Rocco Siffredi doing a Werner Klemperer impersonation by dubbed default!) Unable to interpret the dialogue, I'll have to regard this release like a wall-to-waller, which, by visual indication it closely approximates anyway.

One of the German babes, who exudes a Brigitte Neilson-like appearance in her close-cropped haircut, takes on two stormtroopin' studs in a decent three-way; while Rocco pleases a strudel-stuffed plumper with two (yes, two) back-to-back loads from his penile panzier. This guy's got more foam on his head than a warm Lowenbrau! Female guest star Debi Diamond (also dubbed) tackles three scenes with her usual ardor, encouraging a rain of cum in her belly, ass, and face, but only one fraulein with a terminally frozen hairdo takes it below the backdoor border. Check out the shot where her butthole oozes out a puddle of spoo like an expired yogurt container.