Never before in the history of adult movies has an audience witnessed such splendor, such beauty, such utter CRAZINESS!!! But seriously … the degree of heat present in DCS is directly equivalent to the mind-boggling cleverness its producer devoted to selecting its breathtaking locations: i.e. a fake dungeon, a fake hospital room, a fake jail cell, a drab office, a living room couch, and - drum roll - a bedroom.

If nothing else, this vid proves that the depths of cynical hubris in this business can never be underestimated. Had the sex been spectacular (hell, even moderately arousing) perhaps we might've been inclined to overlook the deficiencies. Unfortunately, each scene appears phoned in from a pay booth in Bumfuck, Iowa. We had high hopes for a few of the girls, mainly the all-natural fox Ashely Haze and Aria (who's had multiple squirting climaxes elsewhere), but the tepid results felt more like a stinging slap of disappointment.