Slick box cover art will inspire customers to remove Day Dreams from the shelf, but once they push "play" things are not so promising. A generic fetish experience all around. Lackadaisical boot-licking, foot-jerking, and whip-slapping, plus a few mild-mannered anals just for good measure. Even the blowjobs are a snore.

The one exception to all this sad behavior is blond, braided Laura, who's adorable and most certainly ready for nastier, rowdier times. In the tradition of what... maybe the European avant garde... two advertisements for other directors' videos interrupt the feature presentation, both of which seem hotter than what you were just watching, and make you wish for something truly arresting. A 66-minute video advertised as 90.