What a great title -- wasted on such an average feature. Loosely based on the Pygmalion/My Fair Lady theme, the plot doesn't kick in until way after a pointless orgy scene, when low-life Randee shags her equally trailer-trashy partner, Alec Metro. A post-coital tumble brings on a case of amnesia ... plus Randee's inexplicable hankerin' for physics professor Steve Hatcher.

While Hatcher and Lee provide a few moments of honest bedroom chemistry, a plot full of wild contrivances and leaden acting nearly sink this show faster than the Titanic.