"Cum on my face and tell me you love me" goes the kitschy, catchy hook of the theme song during the James Bond-ish title sequence. It's a good example of Private's sophisticated pizzazz. The 15 blowjobs, shot by three different directors, is uniform in quality (good-to-great) and certainly qualifies as attention-span friendly viewing.

The all Euro-blowjob artistes put in a good seven minutes with some post-pop slurps. A chapter-break prior to the facial un-loading makes for no-worries navigation. There is no gagging or deep throating, which is fine, but the ejaculations are mostly anti-climactic (i.e., tiny droplets), defeating the premise of the title. Still, the "sucking" aspect has repeat stroke value.