Six laps around the Rodney track this time. Kaila Lai is a reluctant photo model, self-consciously pulling down her minidress ("It's a top"), and Rodney dropping trou and jacking off doesn't help. So she helps him, sucking and eventually fucking him, and taking a Rodnieblast to the kisser. A jokey undercranked bathtub threeway (with rinky-tink piano music) features Mandingo, Nova and Obsession; then there's a scene with the heartbreakingly cute Penny, one of Rodney's Seattle costars whose affection for Rodney comes right through the screen, giving the scene a heat that no all-pro scene - no matter how adept the performers - could hope to match. Closer has Zephrya, an unshaved Seattle girl, who is so pleased by Rodney's admiration of her unshaven pits that she offers to blow him on the spot. An impressive quad split distinguishes this scene, which ends with Zephrya swallowing Rodney's blast.

People are having fun, especially Rodney, who still throws a quart at every pop.