Pro meets Am when industry stud Rod Fontana portrays a hotel owner looking to collect from Kami, who is a few days overdue on rent. Her temporary solution results in a Fontana cream pie finish following an inspired dick-sucking appetizer. This type of squishy, messy finish is found in all scenes.

Back to Am: another interesting couple is Paris Fountain and Vincent Avaux, who claim to be real-life spouses; the chaotic dialogue between them and the cameraman is hysterical and confusing. She doesn’t stop talking until her mouth is jammed full of meat from her hubby. Fortunately, they finalize their fling with doggie and a dripping pop in keeping with the title. The menu explains it all with three options: foreplay, lovemaking, climax.