We suppose the world can accommodate another d.p./cream pie/Eurotrash vid this month, even if it's generic. What CFHB lacks in style or remarkably pretty girls it makes up for with constant ass pounding?and Dillon usually solves that simple equation by acting as the senior jackhammer.

When parked behind the camera, herr director is ably replaced by George Uhl and Robert Rosenberg; two equally capable cockslingers, who dish out constant gaping cornhole action with Corey Everson and Danni Ricci. Not that we enjoy being contrary or anything (sarcastic emoticon) but when push comes to shit-shovelin? we actually preferred these latter one-on-one encounters to the d.p.?s; there seemed to be more authentic chemistry in the air, or something similarly noxious. Ricci's appointment in the bathroom was very fitting.

In any event, we doubt if any viewers will complain about the threesomes. All of the girls finish off their appearances with requisite spunk dumps – and who ever said romance was dead?

Retailing: Generous selection of bonus boner material; "collectible" slipcase.