Perpetually-busy fashion models who stock their own boy-toy den for spontaneous flings. Throw in the pizza boy, mix with awkward performances, uneven camerawork, edit with a blunt instrument.

Ariana, Tom Byron and T.T. Boy are the saving grace of this unsavory silliness. The boys pump her rump in a decent fireplace scene, and rescue a four-way with Ariel Day and Micki Lynn from becoming a narcolepsy telethon.