Confessions of a Teenage Anal Queen is a title based on the awarding of a tiara to women who are willing to go the extra mile sexually to make up for some sort of failing in their lives when they wanted to be queen of something else. Yes, it makes that little sense in real life, as well.

That would almost be endearing if it weren't for one thing. There's a certain type of porn actress that seems to be playing so hard to the camera and trying to anticipate what guys like so much that it's a complete turnoff. This is the case with all but one of the actresses in this feature.

The result is one average release that will actually make you angry the more you watch it. These girls aren't able to lose themselves in the moment the way you want them to. They are playing to you, and it's no fun. Props to Samantha for being the only one to avoid that trap. Otherwise, this is a very long, very average feature.

Retailing: Novice porn viewers might like it.