Released | Apr 30th, 2003 |
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Running Time | 104 |
Company | AMX Video |
Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
Genre | Alternative |
While Columbus Regatta 1 is not a must-have for fans of public nudity, it is far from a disappointment. This video is further evidence of the American proliferation of sport nudity, girls who flash their goods either for cheap, plastic necklaces, for their 15 minutes of fame, or for both. It never fails to amaze how readily women in a party atmosphere will heed the orders (or pleas) of some random guy with a home video camera. Girls love to show off. They love the attention. And Columbus Regatta 1 captures it.
The Columbus Regatta is supposedly some boat race off the Florida Keys. But no race is evident over the course of this video, just dozens of party boats filled with all different types of women, nearly all of whom spend the day topless. But the AMX crew doesn't stop with simply capturing naked girls floating by. Instead, they bring their own hottie with them to help lure other girls to their party boat and encourage them to do things they otherwise wouldn't do.
Truth is, most of these women wouldn't get a second glance by the average guy on any average day. Most of them wouldn't even make first cuts during an open casting call in Porn Valley during the dry season. But public nudity videos are not about top shelf beauty. It's about ordinary, next door-type girls drinking themselves into otherwise regrettable decisions. And in Columbus Regatta 1, it's a job well done. The AMX crew are pros of persuasion. They convince clothed women to bare their breasts. They convince topless women to show their coochies. They convince naked women to spread their pussies open. They find the sluts and shoot them fingering themselves. Overall, very good stuff.
With that said, the main drawback of this video is that the Columbus Regatta is not an exciting event. Imagine a nudist event on boats. Unlike Mardi Gras or other Spring Break spots, it seems the Columbus Regatta would be a lot less exciting without the video cameras.