Four guys from New York sit around playin' poker and tellin' tales -- sayin' things like, "gee, this would make a great porno movie!" Perhaps it could have. The dialogue is so trite and predictable it makes one want to scream.

Sexually, the visually interesting pool sequence, which has an underwater blow job and chantilly Lace's appearance as a girl from outer space who speaks in (bad) rhyme are the highlights. Despite the title, there isn't much action in the "ass" department. (Only two out of five scenes have anal in them.) The highly attractive box, however, is sure to garner customer interest.