Last year's starlet of the year wading through this year's sophomore jinx, Aja finds herself steeped in a Sydney Sheldon novel. Then things really get steep when Tony Montana finds it incumbent upon himself to reminisce out of the high school yearbook. Must you, Tony? He reminds all of us that he had a fling with Mandi Wine. Wine. Must you, Tony? And why is the "yearbook" clearly marked, "Fort Ord." It should have been "San Quentin" judging by the sex scenes rendered in all the same monotonous mug shot profile. Why, Tony? I've enclosed a SASE for your earliest reply.