Let's hope the Christian Coalition doesn't get a hold of this vid, one of whose segments has Steve Hatcher as God fucking the bejesus out of Nautica Binx ... and cumming inside of her, so that she'll bear him a son. Non religious zealots (like us), however, will dig it, and surely get a hearty chuckle when Binx says to Hatcher, "Look at me, God! You may be all-knowing and powerful, but I know you can't resist this!"

Another mighty amusing bit turns its arrows upon Kick Ass's own golden girl, Mary Carey, with fiery Soma going off on boyfriend Rick Patrick when she catches him putting up a poster of the star. "Mary Carey is a stupid bitch!" she screams at him as she rips up the poster to his dismay. "Fuck Mary Carey!"

The highlights sex-wise are a Haley/Trevor Zen match-up which spoofs Joe Millionaire and The Bachelor, and of course the Cytherea closer, in which cop Lee Stone busts her for graffiti, and she gets herself off the hook by getting off his hook.