Why, it's just like You is there! Grammatical conundrums aside, "You" being the perky Japanese performer who makes the silly mock-tutorial vid watchable. Since the dialogue remains in its original language, we can only guess at what kind of reportage-based jokes precede the action, but once things get going the gal lets loose a stream of inside information - mainly, all over the bedspread.

After the solo session, You joins the front lines to get imbedded by a male reporter. He doesn't have a very long lead, but his opening graph captures her fifth estate of ecstasy.