This is what adult videos do best -- take the most confusing events from the headlines and make sense out of them by showing it all boils down to a bunch of horny people doing what comes naturally.

The action revolves around a plot by Col. Balsy North and his sexitary Fun Hall.  The Col. wants to take care of all the "commie, pinko, liberal bastards" and have a good time while he's doing it.

After their romp in the confetti, the Col. sends Fun Hall to seduce and blackmail the Rev. Jimmy Fakker, presidential candidate Gary Hard and Jerry Ballwell.  Meanwhile Chief Ron comes to visit the Col. to get advice on how he can pork TV's Vanna Bright.  Humor plays a big role in this scene and throughout the feature.

Although everyone involved turns in a decent performance, Alicia Monet's turn as Fun Hall and Madonna Rice is outstanding, both sexually and with her dialogue.