"I'm a bronco-bustin' son-of-a-bitchin' motherfuckin' cow-poker you ever did see," declares Bronco Johnny, who narrates this obscure smut from the mid-seventies. Between swilling moonshine and spouting off clichéd yahoo catchphrases (all amusing), he and his self-proclaimed "Texas longhorn" give us his tour de whorehouse of choice.

Johnny performs in all three boy/girl scenes, each containing two pops (evidently a standard at the time). There are five facials in all. The finale features a Mexican cutie and a memorable incorporation of steer-gear during doggie.

The rest of the running time is padded with a solo dildo-to-pussy plunge and a questionable amount of Bronco Billy whacking off during the wraparounds. While the vintage 16mm is a bit over-exposed, the transfer and audio are second-to-none.