Fuck the circus. This is the greatest show on earth! Nudes a Poppin is an event held every year at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Ind. Strippers from around the country gather to compete for the title of Miss Nude Galaxy, Best Feature Entertainer, Best Buns, Best Tits and Miss Crowd Pleaser.

While a lot of the girls are definitely champagne room quality, the fun chicks to watch are the ones that remind us why stripping is a profession rightfully done in dim lighting. That's not to say they're not attractive – far from it. But it's the plain Janes and the older gals and the chicks from the biker bars that give this release its stroke-value.

These girls don't just want to win. They want to be desired and lusted after. They open their holes and do head stands for the validation that can only come from the approving hoots and hollers of the drunken guys ogling them from 10 feet behind a chain link fence.

Their determination to open their holes wider than the next contestant is simply boner-inducing. Every girl works the crowd hard. Some writhe and crawl on the hot pavement while spreading their ass cheeks for the cameras; others choose to display their vaginal and anal cavities in an artistic manner through stage shows featuring costumes and choreography.

When the trophies are finally handed out, the crowd doesn't seem to care. All these girls are winners.

Pre-nom: Best Alternative Release; Best Alternative Series.

Retailing: Stripper shenanigans make for a fun release.