Lex Drill has quite possibly the best pornographic splash screen of all time; and so it ushers to start Butt Gallery 5 and its six scenes of brutal anal (and – in most cases – double-penetration, with Katja Kassin the only exception).

Mika Tan gets things rolling with an interview, having told her mother she's going to do a d.p. Her mother replied, as most mothers will, "Oh, be careful. Don't tear your ass again."

Unfortunately, none of the other scenes starts with such an introduction; and the cast is not specified anywhere in the credits. It's really quite a shame, as you'll certainly want to know the name of the petite blonde who gets airtight at approximately 2:01:50 on the main feature's runtime.

Barring some annoying navigational problems, BG5 is a very solid effort.

Retailing: Pound this deep up the ass of your all-anal section.