Ron Jeremy is a lecherous old school bus driver who gives every cute schoolgirl he picks up a very inappropriate-for-kids lollipop to suck on, which he licentiously ogles them doing in his rearview mirror. It's an amusingly depraved framework in keeping with director Jim Powers' oeuvre that provides a working vehicle—literally and figuratively, nyuk nyuk—for the cock-varnishing stylings of some of the most mouthwatering newbies currently on the scene.

Gigi Rivera, of Charlie Sheen Harem fame, provides the first and easily hottest fuck show, taking a hearty pounding from Xander Corvus in the back of the bus while splaying herself out in all manner of limber positions. Next, Lizz Tayler seduces Ariana Fox's brother Michael Vegas while he's tutoring her (in the front of the bus, for some reason). Fox later does the same to Gigi's dad, Mark Wood, using her own dick-shaped sucker to wear down his hesitations.

The only girl to remunerate Ron for his candy treats is Tweety Valentine, who graciously treats him to a b.j. in the driver's seat of the bus. When school principal Marcus London interrogates her about Ron's misconduct, she somehow turns it into an opportunity to molest him.

Finally, the only blonde in the bunch, Tegan Summers, gives up her gash to Ron's replacement, Evan Stone, who puts on a German accent because, we suppose, German accents sound nefarious. Silly stuff, all of it, but intentionally so, and there's more than enough scorching sex here to qualify this as a keeper.