An astonishingly mediocre piece of work, Break Dat Bitch offers little in originality or freshness. And the cast of attractive, urban women rarely perform above a simmer.

A notable exception would be undeniably sexy strumpet Ice La Fox, delivering a home run scene of smutty excellence. Her performance stands out with all the moaning and groaning of a true skanktastic meat puppet. Her blowjob skills are above reproach as she delights another magic wand with slurpy goodness. Her cowgirl ridin' abilities are put on parade for the world to raise a flag and salute. It's a shame the remaining scenes don't offer this level of filth.

Retailing: Urban cooch has a strong following.