Internet starlet Brandi Belle appears in a few scenes and introduces others submitted by fans in this collection culled from her site. The opener, with Belle moving from decorating penis-shaped cookies to decorating and then boffing a real live one, is about the only moderately arousing thing here, and really only because of her pixie-like cuteness, at that.

Still, the entire disc, that scene included, exudes an air of enervated dullness akin to something on QVC or late-night cable access.