Cover girl Brianna Coppage was a high school English teacher for five years when she was forced to resign for starting an OnlyFans. She and veteran director Pat Myne scoff at the schoolboard’s decision, with Coppage noting, “They want you to be a moral, upstanding citizen.” Lucky for everyone, the tatted, big-boobed blonde—whose first-ever sexual experience was in a church parking lot on her way to youth group—is better suited for porn. Paired with Zac Wild, she’s repeatedly spanked, choked and oiled up while power fucked.

Poppy Cox is a super cute girl with big brown eyes and a sweet smile. She’s scared to do anal but is fascinated by a medical report she swears said that seven racoons can fit in the human anus. Myne is left speechless and they soon move on to shoot the hottest scene in the movie. Cox is sexy and fun to watch but the payoff comes in the moments when she seems taken by surprise and looks for guidance.

Elsewhere, we learn that Tess Thompson loves Motley Crue and banging her head on Vince Karter’s cock, and 18-year-old Lana Gee had her first orgasm with a table chair leg.