It's always wacky nasty-ment when the handsome, young black Master meets the ever-pollinatable Asian ho.  Whether she's his submissive servant or slightly predatory serving slut, the one thing you know for sure is that his long, dark messenger of lust will look ah, so fine, slipping into her pearly gates of welcome.  White-boy Dave Hardman acts like an ugly American and is rewarded by a noshing of sushi at Kasorn Swan's vertical platter before the testing of her internal flexibility.  Weed learns that you just can't trust your homies around a pretty Japanese house ho.  Now then, what's up with the Middle Eastern intro music?  And finally, since when was 80 minutes a "two-hour anal feature?"