There is one essential question you must ask yourself to determine whether or not the miniseries length Boobs Ahoy! is your bag. Do I really love tits? I mean, just look at them. Huge, super-sized tits, touring the Channel Islands of the Caribbean? Because that's all you're going to get here, and you're going to get a lot of it.

At a bloated two and a half hours, Boobs Ahoy! is like a long ad for pictorials featured in Score Magazine. We vacillate between watching these pictorials being shot, watching fans take pictures with these gargantuan-titted ladies and watching the girls doing some exotic dancing.

The high-roller boob cruise that serves as the background for this entire event seems like something you might enjoy for a couple of hours in person, and then shuffle down the beach to explore for seashells or some such. On tape, the boredom threshold is a whole lot shorter.

If you can't get enough of tits in extremis, then this is the kind of tape that you might enjoy watching. If pornography is what you're looking for, you're going to be in remarkably short supply here.