Clad in a scarlet bikini utterly inadequate for restraining her rack, Gianna Michaels takes a break from washing a car (and soaping up her own chassis) to check out the handyman’s toolbox. Her big naturals prove to be quite equal to the title task—she can twist her fleshy melons into myriad shapes, popping them into her mouth and creating fleshy pockets for Chris Charming’s pounding hammer. She proves, once and all, there ain’t nothing like the real thing when it comes to titty-fucking.

Lisa Ann takes the second shift, baring her body (her tan as flawless as her boobs and butt) for Mark Ashley. There’s plenty of chemistry here, and Darkko finds creative ways to zoom in tight to follow the bouncing balls and bazooms.

Jayden Jaymes and Phoenix Marie start the middle scene off with girl/girl, switching abruptly to a three-way with Steve Holmes to perform just about every act one can do with four boobs and one lucky dude. Sitting on either side of Holmes, they play his cock like a harmonica before smothering him first between their breasts and then between their cheeks. In one highlight, Jayden wraps Holmes’ cock in her double-Ds while Phoenix turns his sack into a ball gag; And that’s just the beginning of a session that encompasses pretty much every sexual practice before returning back for the obligatory cum-on-cleavage shot.

If that isn’t enough (and it should be, you greedy pervert), cheating wife Diamond Foxxx gets it on with her twink boyfriend (Mike Adriano), warming up first with a glass dildo and Hitachi wand. And Mark Ashley returns again, this time as a plumber—and bossy Asian housewife Claudia K. finds plenty of places to use Ashley’s snake, including the space between her heaving breasts.

Speaking of bouncing, which is of course the main point in this big-bust title, the noteworthy soundtrack dovetails perfectly with the action—heavy with echoing bass and distorted voices, the rhythms jiggle along with the juggs.