Released | Feb 01st, 1999 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Company | Voyeur Video |
Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
Genre | Alternative |
This is only slightly more interesting to watch than the proverbial grass growing.
For 75 loooong minutes, we essentially get home movies of some anemic nude surfing contest at Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia. Unfortunately, most of the competitors are guys. And we've seen bigger waves in our bathtub. It's almost enough to make all the shots of the mostly-clothed spectators compelling by comparison.
Mercifully, we then cut to another nude beach, where the naked female flesh factor increases considerably. But the vid-makers soon revert to hapless form, (thankfully) closing out the vid with static, silent close-ups, apparently from a hidden camera, of two sunbathers. Weird. Can we go home now?
The box cover shot of a hot, hooter-baring blonde is extremely unrepresentative of the vid inside.