The only thing that blazes in this minimally enjoyable feature is the overlit, washed out videography, which compliments the thicker-than-mud soundtrack. Minimum standards of competency must be met and Blazing Nova barely cuts it.

Cassie Nova plays a frumpy homemaker who gets locked into the broom closet by her randy Alter Ego. Alter Ego is hot to trot, and spends her time servicing the embalmed, disinterested studs hired to pad out this unerotic feature.

Bionca saves the feature from total oblivion, but even her presence can't hide the fact that Blazing Nova looks as if it took as long to create as it does to view. Note: Condoms are used arbitrarily throughout the story.