Neither awful nor exceptional, B&W skirts by like just another faint blip on the porn radar screen; rising to a level of heat commensurate to its generic name and no-tell-motel setting. A bit of tame rectal reaming and a few modest facials failed to ignite our fuse. Joe Average might be more impressed (or less jaded, as the case may be).

Speaking of average ... the girls, all of whom fall into that category known as "pleasingly plump," might even agree that they're not exactly beauty pageant material - though Lani Kaluha is cuter (and hornier) than most. When stimulated by John E. Depth's massive meat stick, her bald pussy responds with the kind of funky moisture that allows for deep doggie-penetration. He then rolls her over for a healthy belly pop. End of story.