Devlin Weed stages a musical along the lines of "West Side Story," so we're treated to an endless production number in which four lovelies attempt to kick up their heels as they sing, a capella, "When you a ho, you a ho all the way…"

Hey, it sounds a lot funnier than it actually is.

As for the sexual numbers, they are perfunctory at best, but helped along by solid woodsmen like Weed and Dave Hardman.