Let's see, what kind of images does the word "bikini" conjure? Sand and surf ... the ripe youth of America dancing to rock 'n' roll blaring from transistor radios ... Muscle Beach ... Hawaii ... the list goes on. And that's not even taking into account the "teenie" pun, which implies teenagers with perky little tits. (Precious alone fulfills this role.)

Bikini Teenies dresses their performers appropriately, but the closest it ever comes to a beach party is backyard poolside action.

Retailing: Girls in bikinis.