Shakespeare got it wrong: Dogs aren't man's best friend, enormous fun bags are. And, when said boobage is crafted by the Lord Himself and not some Phoenix surgeon, well, there's even more reason to rejoice. This is a fact that Euro mega director Clark knows well, and his Big Natural Tits 13 backs that statement up but good. Chest lovers will dig endowed Brit (or maybe she's Aussie? Who cares!) Alicia, a truly filthy slattern who massages her whoppers to great effect before taking on Mark Wood and Brian Pumper, both of whom posess a wonderful understanding of what to do with the blonde's magical wampum sacks.

Ravishing Alwen makes a must-see appearance in a bathroom where she does the appropriate thing and makes wee-wee before turning to pose with her exquisite hind end on display. Lang comes in and the real fun begins, kicking off with an obligatory boob workout. There's a lot to like about this vid; handfuls, in fact.

Pre-nom: Best Specialty Release - Big Bust.

Retailing: Tit fans will explode over these volcanoes.