Patty Plenty Please shows off her unnatural 66H breasts in scene one. However, because she neglects to completely remove her black negligee, her gozangas look almost real in the fat-assisted saggy flop of her 50-plus-year-old skin (and, as far as we're concerned, that's a good thing!). She's tit-fucked a bit and rests on her chest for doggie before taking her customary load on the same giant place. Indeed, more than any of the disc's others, this first femme exemplifies the direction of the young series.

Younger-looking and Latina-flavored, Gina De Palma shows off her nipple rings and pierced clit with the aid of a purple vibrator before screwing a man half her age (and size!); and long-legged Michelle gets "multi-orgasmic with young cock." Fakie number four, Diane Diamond, ends it in diminutive fashion.

Alas, this fetish release is full of implants, and - though you can tell the difference - the oldie sex is real enough.

Plus, it's totally goddamn tasteless.

Retailing: Fans of grans will eat this up.