We wouldn't classify these store-bought hooters as huge, but they do attract attention — moreso than BBC actually deserves. Fake sets and indifferent lighting are the least of the vid's drawbacks.

"Convict" Sindy Lange's conjugal visit (in a decidedly escape-friendly cell) offers a few scant memorable moments when she uses excessive drool from a sloppy blowjob to act as pussy lubrication.

Brittney Skye's anal encounter perks up a bit when she breaks out a vibrator to ensure orgasmic victory.

The smartest move on the producer's part was omitting the (advertised) Behind the Scenes supplement; though customers may not see it that way.

Retailing: Big bust enthusiasts might be more forgiving.