If 19 sexy girls competing in a hot body competition is your idea of high drama, then this video should go a long way toward filling the void left when CBS decided to cancel "Dallas." The contestants are beautiful, eager, stacked, and willing to bare it all in their frenetic quest for victory. Everyone will have their favorites, but three stand out in my mind like sweet raisins amid a bowl full of bran flakes.

Kyle is a natural beauty who moves with the grace of a cat and is possessed of quixotic legs, a gamesome backside, and enough raw sex appeal that, if it were bottled and sold by the ounce, might replace the gold standard as the world's monetary bedrock.

Natalie, a blonde with guileless tan lines, revisionist breasts and a convivial ass, is the equivalent, dream-wise, of Mr. Freeze showing up at an insurance salesmen's convention looking to buy a fire insurance policy.

But it is clearly former Penthouse Pet Morgan Royce, a redhead with a wily pair of tits Otto Titzling could not possibly have anticipated when he conceived his famous clothing accessory in the 1912, who is the odds-on favorite here. She quashes her competition flatter than George C. Scott's nose with whiplash gams and a stalwart derriere that, when the chips are down, out-bids the other gambolers, turns up a straight flush, and rakes in the pot of gold.

A hot tease tape that will undoubtedly reel you in a catch of cold cash.