I'm only an entry level yellow belt in the bondage arts, so pardon any technical glitches in this analysis of personal humiliation.

Ladies In Bondage should be a real crowd pleaser, especially if your concept of a great evening is to have your lady friend strapped in a Yogi Berra catcher's mask, wearing spiked stockings and tied up in telephone wire. Beats "Trivial Pursuit" and " Wheel of Fortune."

From a technical standpoint this is below-.par video. One of the scenes featuring a dominatrix and her female "puppy dog" must have been shot in a Welsh coal mine, and the sound level is more like a muted cry from a place of solitary confinement. I especially enjoyed watching a woman on her knees forced to slop up a meal Bowser would pass over.

There's a maid, mistress and traveling saleslady routine that might be of particular interest to those of the Linda Evans look-alike persuasion. The maid (for some Reason their names are always Collette) looks like a dead ringer for Crystal Carrington, but her tastes for the finer things run a little more to the bargain basement of Olga's House of P.OW.'s. This broad works with every human discomfort implement known to the Viet Cong (including a fascinating booby trap device that looks like battery jumper cables.)

It's a great tape if you play it for laughs. II you're serious about this stuff, leave no forwarding address. Bizarre has delivered better bondage in the past.