There is something damn sexy about listening to proper English women speaking matter-of-factly about sex, and this lip service exemplifies why Englishmen wind up with more than just a stiff upper lip. Ben Dover takes full advantage of this as he tours Jolly Old England in search of bawdy barmaids who fall for his lecherous sense of humor, charm and the possibility of being a porn star.

Emma Butt is the first to come from behind the bar to squeeze herself between Dover and another fortunate fella, and their threesome peaks with a flashy facial finish. Dover then boinks at multiple establishments before settling on a gal called Crystal who takes on both him and Dirty Dog for a tight-fitting double vag. Dover also teams up with Tony James to share the charms of Farrah, who gave up on being a Bond Girl in favor of aiming her pointed nipples in the direction of Dover’s dick.