At first you think this is going to be a takeoff on the "telenovelas" so popular on Mexican-American TV. But it turns out to be just a poorly developed, unconvincing backstage murder mystery.

Mercedez, who really does look like a Mexican movie star, plays one. Randy Spears plays her producer. He fucks her - twice. Julian plays the show's male lead. Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo are nerdy crew members.

Mercedez joins in a threeway with Lola and Nick Manning. Julian has a threeway with Cherokee and Katsumi. Voodoo and Nicole, as usual, do each other.

After half the cast gets murdered, at the end of the movie, the fourth wall is suddenly broken, and we know we're on a Vivid set. It's a shortcut ending, as if they couldn't think of anything better.