Talk about literal. Sure, Becky struggles —in the confines of electrical tape and rope, on the floor, and tied to various pieces of tacky '70s furniture —but the phrase "watching paint dry" leaps to mind with more enthusiasm than Becky's modest efforts.

Hell, she's a pretty gal, but a few lingerie changes do not a bondage tape make. Why is the audience denied the opportunity to see Becky getting bound? A question for the ages.