This funny military spoof of a porn star boot camp scenario is a real delight as it dishes out dirt and advice many in the biz could actually use. Rod Fontana assumes his role perfectly as the demanding and strict sergeant in charge of training aspiring cuties attired in sexy cut-off military garb. Fontana even teaches them to rub an AVN Award for good luck before doing a scene.

Darryl Hanah keeps things moving as a drill instructor who teaches the recruits how to drill and get drilled. Andrea Wild gets the dubious honor of demonstrating blowjobs on a recipient referred to as "old and barely alive": Dick Nasty. Afterwards, five of the gals show what they learned by sharing in a circle blowjob upon an ecstatic Arnold Schwarzenpecker, who shows his porn value by providing heavy rapid-fire pops on each of their freshly-scrubbed faces.