BLBC takes what would be a wafer-thin premise for a late night TV comedy sketch and stretches it like Silly Putty. (Kinda like all the movies in the last 20 years from Saturday Night Live alumni.)

Barking out a rotten Lee Ermy impression, Rod Fontana’s mission is to whip a bus load of neophyte porn starlets-to-be into shape for life on the front lines as Hustler girls.

Like any artlessly crafted porno that’s subservient to a dopey premise played out in rented costumes, intense sexual passion is always the first casualty. The girls can barely keep a straight face when being berated by Fontana and company; nor can they maintain a convincing orgasm in the line of jizzmatic fire.

AVN most generously upgrades a clear “AA” rating because all the full metal jackoffs at home deserve a look at their pet fantasy babes.

Retailing: Just for fans of particular performers.