Barely Female? Barely watchable is more like it. Let's start with the technical problems: shitty videography, further hampered by senseless monochromatic effects and a rotten PAL-to-NTSC transfer that renders body motion as a blur.

Then there's the sex or lack thereof; half of these unpassable trannies can't even get it up. (We submit that they're just as bored as the producers who let this mess pass for a professional release.) Adding insult to injury, the remaining scenes lack suitable closeups for the home jacker.