Though this parody won’t be to everyone’s taste, arguably one could say that the world is more complete now that there’s a sexually explicit homage to Blue Velvet, David Lynch’s über-creepy 1986 psychodrama. As in the original, the plot is set in motion with the discovery of a body part—but here it’s a severed penis. Jeffrey (babyfaced Seth Gamble) makes the discovery and takes it to Detective Williams (Riddick Solaris), but he can’t shake his curiosity. With the help of Williams’ daughter (girl-next-door Tasha Reign), Jeffrey delves into the mystery and is soon drawn into the drama surrounding a nightclub singer (Sammie Spades) whose mate has been kidnapped by the villainous Frank.

Eric John inhabits the role of Frank, a psychopathic presence created by Dennis Hopper in the original. Opaque and menacing, he inhales helium through a gas mask, turning his voice into a spooky falsetto.

Though the moodiness of the source material at times overwhelms the eroticism, there’s a generous amount of hardcore action here. Gamble and Reign enjoy some vanilla sex; Gamble gets to watch while John bangs Spades and wraps what looks like blue satin (what, no velvet?) around his dick; and then he eventually gets to fuck Spades himself twice—once in a threesome with Cytherea. And along the way there’s footage of John and Vicki Chase, purportedly shot on Frank’s wedding night, and a tawdry twosome with Frank’s henchman (Sonny Hicks) and a slut named Trixie (Alura Jenson).

Overall, director Jason Danilak provides good banging for the buck. The desert landscapes and seedy motels and apartments are a nice change of pace from the usual porno mansions, with camera and light courtesy of Martin Scoreseasy (hyuk, hyuk).