As a straight-jacketed booby hatch tenant, Roxy's session with Tedeschi proves to be highly therapeutic - even more so for the viewers, who'll appreciate the tattoo on the top of her right foot as much as the way she plies her peds along the Doc's throbbing cock.

Brandon Iron's airport safety search of Lena Julliett's luggage reveals some personal security issues when she walks five little piggies into his mouth. The scene's firm toe-holding builds to a decent climax as he dusts her extremities with forensic gravy.

Other scenes are nothing more than naked shills designed to attract computer geeks to the Kick Ass pay-site to vote for the "best" solo sequence. It's like American Idol, from the shins down. (Perhaps a new award for Marketing Chutzpah would be appropriate.)