Really brilliant framing by director Archer Allows for lots of pussy-ass-face-foot and fucking-foot shots; maybe next time he'll clean the camera's lens before rolling.

But this is a little quibble about a three-scene tape that, for the most part, delivers the tootsie goods. First up, Lensi Rae is a foul-mouthed photog come to shoot the adult industry's Tim Robbins, Van Damage, on the rooftop/patio at this house. After some hilarious bitchiness, Rae gets down to the fucking and toe-sucking she was hired for, beautiful mani-pedicure shown to best advantage. She's a tiny doll in the giant red hands of flush-faced Damage, and their pairing's the hottest of the tape.

Rebecca Lord's a lost French tourist to whom the evil "Jeff" (first-person camera Archer) passes a magic ring; she instantly becomes his slave, and roams the streets of L.A. for five months, learning the American way. Dutifully, she comes back to Jeff for an English-only toes-and-toys roundelay.

Finally, Alec Metro and Chandler have at one another in a kitschily laugh-tracked game show scenario. Theirs is the least foot-focused fucking in the vid, although the set-up is the most elaborate. Pre-nom Archer for Best Screenplay -- Video.