In case you've been under a rock and in a coma for the last five or so years, Internet porn is huge.

The premise for all four scenarios here are pretty cookiecutter: irritating frat boys who use "dude" and ''bro" as adjectives/articles/nouns and who use them as every other word drive around in a big, run-down van and pick up willing women who need a ride. The girls are unknowns, and at least preserve the illusion of it all being you-are-there, slightly gonzo-ish porn. The frat boys gradually convince the girls out of their clothes and into fucking through their obvious charms and offers of money and then get into cliche rough stuff, calling the girls whores and sluts.

Viewers watching this disc will be kissing their remotes, because about 10 minutes of each scene is taken up by the bus boys talking. And talking. And talking. In Monica's scene, one of the would-be postmodern Lotharios actually asks what her sign is. The exchanges get dull quickly and their conversations soon sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown cartoons: "Wah, wah, wah wah wah, bro." "Wah, wah, wah, dude."

It's the fresh faces that save this ride from being a total wreck. Monica, the first scene's Hispanic hottie, fucks enthusiastically and squeezes out some of her tit milk. Yum. Isabelle, another Latina lovely with huge tits, starts out a little shy and ends her scene with a monster facial. Sasha, an Eastern European babe, takes a ride from the boys ('cause all women get into vans with four guys) then gets ridden herself. Monica's a blond hottie whose scene is interrupted by the finger gesturing and the original interjection, "Wassup?!" during her scene.

The disc is also riddled with some visible moire throughout the scenes. If not for the itritating observations and banter, this would have been a fairly hot disc.