You can smell the gingerbread burning in the oven when an unidentified American hostess assures the viewer that the following video is going to be "very funny" —and to prove it, she performs an anal dildo masturbation.

Our storybook friends finally make an appearance, washing each other in a wooden tub. They peek through a keyhole and get horny seeing another couple screw. So it's out to the woods for a midday anal encounter as a narrator rhapsodizes in Hungarian.

The witch imprisons them in a chicken coop, teasing them with a solo, then whisks them inside the hut for an anal threeway —call it d.p. with strap-on— on her pool table. She disappears in a puff of smoke when she climaxes. Though the action is perfunctory, hardcore anal fans may enjoy a look. We suggest you find other bedtime stories to entertain yourself.