Kick Ass usually identifies the specific nationality of their talent in [other] ethnic/import titles, but here it's left to the imagination. So is the majority of trouser-raising encounters. Shot in domestically, Eastern Pleasures lacks more than just the imported flavor of travel docu-porn; for much of the time it's just plain dull.

To one degree or another the girls look Middle Eastern... but they sure seem to ball like domestic teens who just want some quick cash. Padded with solos, the only truly whackable scenes feature Destiny and Jazmin — who may not be so  new to the marketplace. Authentic Eastern sex is too infrequently represented in America. Give us your tired, your poor, your yearning to get laid!