As Dr. Richter tells the viewer in raspy undertones, his "mind prober" (which looks a lot like a hi-fi system with headphones) will reveal the innermost sexual secrets and longings of his subject - the hot Kaylynn.

What follows is an "odyssey of aggressive weirdness," as the late Mr. Mike might have said, with Kaylynn imagining herself in a schoolgirl outfit - glasses, braids, saddle shoes and miniskirt - getting plunged mish-wise by the counterman at her local diner.

Then it's on to girl/girl action with Renee LaRue and Paige Sinclair in a loft whose only furniture is a large stepladder - and these gals know how to make good use of it - and their day-glo orange dildo.

But this tape's best scene has Charlene Aspen performing a slow-motion b.j. on Adam Wilde on a patio chaise, followed by a spoon coupling where Charlene does the brunt of the fucking, and a hot cowgirl ride that undoubtedly would have put the hips of a lesser actress out of joint.

The tape ends with a Kaylynn solo, which goes on and on and on, even after the "mind prober" equipment has been packed up. Now, that's dedication!

Between the sex, the "film look" visuals and the delightfully odd music, give Assylum 2 a pre-nom for Best All-Sex Tape - even if there isn't any anal action.